tgm-zeej:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i love it when people end their dumbass points with a snappy one-liner that is technically true but in the complete opposite direction they intended

“i only concussed myself on a bike once and it wasn’t even as bad as the time i walked directly into a metal pole” is not the supporting argument you seem to think it is

Man, having the seatbelt debate in 2023 except it’s over bicycle helmets? Did not expect this to be the discourse, I’m gonna be honest.

erkhyan:

erkhyan:

On how a video game about fucking a bear interrupted furry discourse

People don’t realize the absolute comedy that just went through Furry social media.

See, feral smut (i.e. smut of four-legged characters who otherwise satisfy the Harkness test) has always been a contentious subject in the furry fandom, due to how easily it leads to unwarranted real-life accusations of zoophilia. It’s an annoying bit of discourse that has been rearing its head every other year since the modern fandom began four decades ago.

Which, you know, pretty rich, coming from the fandom where a pretty large percentage readily admit to having had some form of sexual awakening over the TLK and MLP:FiM franchises.

And anyway, that discourse was exactly what was going on last week. People getting harassed on Twitter, as an extension of the whole “groomer” moral panic. A lot of fandom relative newcomers parroting arguments right out of the Burned Furs movement (a late 1990s/early 2000s movement dedicated to “purifying” the furry fandom from “perversion” and “degeneracy”).

And then, just as the discourse was at its most heated, Baldur’s Gate 3 entered the chat.

Suddenly, everyone was talking about the game that will let you fuck a bear. Yes, a bear, as in Ursus arctos. A Druid shapeshifted into a bear, to be fair (again: the Harkness test), but a bear nonetheless.

And mainstream media erupted with reports that the game’s sales skyrocketed based on that scene alone.

And the discourse suddenly screeched to a hilariously embarrassed halt.

10/10 comedic timing, no notes.

This just cannot be left hidden in the tags.

ALT

catgirl-kaiju:

foone:

Me: I’m trans

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pissvortex:

i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

himbofisher:

odyvera:

this sequence could easily be a scene from the show and I’d be none the wiser

ierohero:

seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3

cannibalchicken:

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage: